About me:
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I'm vapid and vain. I talk incessantly and take non-stop selfies. Kinda hot but pretty boring in bed. Got bored of Tinder so came here.
During uni, I did a summer course in Spain and spent the next year starting every conversation with "When I was living in... Bahr-the-lona".
I use my zodiac sign to justify my personal shortcomings. Which is SUCH a Capricorn thing to do.
Definitely going to spend a good portion of our date trying to get you to invest in my startup. It's Tinder for animals. We connect dogs to cats on the blockchain. We're at the seed stage now but we, like, definitely have the potential to be the next Uber so you should totally get in on the ground floor.
I use "literally" when I mean "figuratively", and I say it literally all the time.
I'm a vegan. I say it's for ethical reasons but it's mostly so I can feel morally superior to you.
I do yoga so that I can take pictures of myself looking cute in yoga pants and post them to Instagram with vague, psuedo-intellectual captions.
Did I mention I'm vegan?
